is it possible to get this picture printed on my stomach
*points to bedroom* This is where we frick frack.
*points to kitchen* This is where we snick snack.
*points to living room* This is where we kick back.
*points to bathroom* This is where we shit shat.
knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit
wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
That was deep
i keep getting random erections today and idk why
I guess you could say it’s been a hard day.
fire exits are so dumb. if a building starts burning the fire isn’t going to just leave. fire doesn’t even know what exits are
yeah good grades are cool and all but have you ever had a good night sleep
people who can plug a usb in on the first try must really have their life together
schools have stairs so you can throw yourselves down them